Everyday Life

While I was in Milan, Italy for two weeks — playing shopkeeper, drinking prosecco, partying with furniture designers and eating prosciutto — my beautiful wife stayed home with our girls (3.5 and eight months) and handled it all gracefully:

ear infection
fever
roseola
stomach flu
projectile vomiting on Mom (five times)
projectile pooping
projectile peeing on Mom (three times)
bed wetting
floor wetting
yeasty diaper rash infections
90°+ heat wave
broken air conditioning in car
6 hour NYC to Philly traffic jam
3 hour delay at NJTP rest stop
massive migraines

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