Everyday Life

While I was in Milan, Italy for two weeks — playing shopkeeper, drinking prosecco, partying with furniture designers and eating prosciutto — my beautiful wife stayed home with our girls (3.5 and eight months) and handled it all gracefully:

ear infection
fever
roseola
stomach flu
projectile vomiting on Mom (five times)
projectile pooping
projectile peeing on Mom (three times)
bed wetting
floor wetting
yeasty diaper rash infections
90°+ heat wave
broken air conditioning in car
6 hour NYC to Philly traffic jam
3 hour delay at NJTP rest stop
massive migraines

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4 comments:

  1. hautenature*May 6, 2009 at 12:27 PM

    Sounds like you should sport a luxurious weekend at spa for momma.

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  2. r00tgurlMay 6, 2009 at 10:30 PM

    i agree. A weekend of pampering is what she needs to recharge!!

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  3. unhaMay 17, 2009 at 2:00 PM

    as another mom of two, i concur with other commenters. spa for the wife! :)

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  4. AndyMay 18, 2009 at 11:02 AM

    She got a new car. :)

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